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Johnny Zwisler: Don’t worry, you’ll find someone as good as me in the future or maybe someone a little bit worse because I’m too awesome.
My gloving video! Please check it out if you have the time

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“did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the most insulting counterproductive pickup line of all time because you know who the only other person to ever fall from heaven was
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